No, this isn't a martian turkey, just some odd experiment by mudders.
Wyvren threatening Xandar with a Cutco Carving Knife.
Wyvren Bobbitt?
Wyvren and Dentin examining the kitchen for traces of Cyanide.
Xandar looking for a place to hide.
Maxx, doing the delicate work of butchering our martian turkey.
Mount Everest look out...we've got a mountain o' meat.
Fabio would be so proud...